It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Throws A Possum

I was listening to the morning news on my way to Grandma's house this morning and they were talking about this story, which seemed humorous enough until they got to the part about the POSSUM. At that point I almost drove the car into a ditch because all of my attention was focused on a frantic attempt to flip radio stations.

There's only one thing worse than a possum, and that's the idea of a possum being hurled toward you by a fellow human being. Absolutely disgusting.